Lawyers
　　A drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, "All Lawyers are scumbags". Another drunk stands up and yells, "Hey, I resent that remark". The first drunk yells. "Why are you a lawyer". "No", said the second drunk, "I’m a scumbag".

　　律师
　　一喝醉了的人在一声酒吧呼喊,"所有的律师都是无赖" 。 另外的一个喝醉了的人站起来而且大叫,"嗨,我反对那一个评论". 开始的喝醉者大叫。 " 为什么你是一位律师？". "没有", 说那第二的喝醉了的,"我是一个无赖" 。

NOTE
remark n.评论；意见
rude remarks粗鲁的话
Such unkind remark was not called for.
这种不客气的话真不该讲。