A boy cried to his mother, "All the children make fun of me. They say I have a big head."  
"Don't listen to them," his mother said, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store to buy twenty pounds of patotoes."
"Where is the shopping bag?"   
"I haven't got one-use your hat."

一个小男孩向他母亲哭诉道:“他们都取笑我,说我脑袋大。” “别听他们的,”他母亲安慰道,“你有一个很漂亮的脑袋。好啦,别哭了,去商店买十斤土豆来。”   
“购物袋在哪儿?”   
“没购物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。”