Give up your seat to a lady
 Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
"You've done the right thing," says Mommy.
"But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap."

 给女士让座
 小强尼说：“妈妈，今天早上和爸爸在公车上时，他叫我让座给一位女士。”
 妈妈说：“你做得很对呀。”
 “但是，妈妈，我是坐在爸爸膝盖上的。”