Give up your seat to a lady
Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
"You've done the right thing," says Mommy.
"But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap."

给女士让座
小强尼说:“妈妈,今天早上和爸爸在公车上时,他叫我让座给一位女士。”
妈妈说:“你做得很对呀。”
“但是,妈妈,我是坐在爸爸膝盖上的。”