英语幽默笑话之童真童趣(七)
2011-03-24 16:00
1. Jimmy is three years old.
吉米3岁了。
One day, he was gazing out of the window when the night fell. He suddenly shouted, "Mum, mum, come close the window!"
一天,他正在窗口观望,夜幕降临。他突然喊道:“妈妈,妈妈,快来关窗!”
"Why? It's not cold, sonny."
“为什么?天不冷呀,宝贝。”
"Yes, mum, but the night will come inside."
“是的,妈妈,可黑夜会进来。”
2. Harry: "My big brother shaves every day."
哈里:“我哥哥每天都刮脸。”
Henry: "My brother shaves fifty times a day."
亨利:“我哥哥每天刮50次脸。”
Harry: "Is he crazy?"
哈里:“他疯了吗?”
Henry: "No, he's a barber."
亨利:“没有,他是一名理发师。”
3. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
小男孩问他的父亲:“爸爸,结婚要花多少钱?”
His father replied, "I don't know, son, because I'm still paying for it now."
他的父亲回答说:“儿子,我不知道,因为我现在还在为它付账呢。”
两个男孩正在欣赏罗丹的著名雕塑《思考者》。
"What do you suppose he's thinking about?" asked one.
“你猜他在想什么?’其中一个问道。
"I guess he's thinking about where he put his clothes," replied the other.
“我猜他是在想他把衣服放在哪里了吧。”另一个回答说。
年少童子军:“我怎么才能区分蘑菇和毒菌?”
Older Scout: "Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up thenext morning, it was a mushroom."
年长童子军:“你上床睡觉前,吃其中的一个。如果你第二天早上醒来,那就是蘑菇。”
英语幽默600篇
题材丰富、浅显易懂
英汉对照、翻译中肯
青闰编译
上海交通大学出版社