I don't wanna be the bad guy anymore
You can't mess with the program Ralph. - You're not going Turbo, are you?
Turbo? No, I'm not going Turbo C'mon guys!
Is it Turbo who don't want a friend? Or a medal?
or a piece of pie every once in a while?
Is it Turbo who want more out of life? - Yess...
Ralph, Ralph.. we get it!
But we can't change who we are And the sooner you accept that...
.. the better off your game and your life will be.
Hey, one game at a time, Ralph
Now let's close out with the Bad Guy Affirmation
I am bad, and that's good I will never be good
And that's not bad There's no one I'd rather be than me