老妈和老哥都能把男盆友请回家吃饭,为什么我就不能呀!


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Andrew
Peter
Justin
Um
Matthew
Caleb
Danielle
mom

Andrew, I am having Peter over for dinner tomorrow night and I was wondering if you would like to invite Justin? Yeah. Um, thanks. I'll call him tonight. Since you two are having your boyfriends over, can I invite Matthew? Out of the question. So let me get this straight. You can date a lush and he can bring over his gay lover, but god forbid I date a hot black guy. Until they lock Caleb up, I don't want you anywhere near that family. His brother tried to rape you, and his mother keeps the guy locked up in her basement. I mean, let's face it, Danielle, even you could do better. Since when do you take mom's side over mine? Your brother and I had a talk and we've come to a detente of sorts. Really? Even after she screwed you out of your trust fund? Well, he did falsely accuse me of child abuse. I would say we're even, wouldn't you, Andrew? Sure, mom. We're even.
Andrew,我打算明晚邀请Peter过来吃晚饭,你要不要把Justin也叫过来? 额,好,谢谢,我今晚就打电话给他。 既然你们两个都把男朋友邀请过来,我能不能也叫上Matthew? 免谈。 那我直说好了,你可以跟一个酒鬼约会,他可以他的同性恋人带回家,但我居然不能跟一个性感的黑人帅哥约会? 除非他们把Caleb锁起来,否则我不让你靠近他们那一家子。 他的弟弟试图强暴你,而他的妈妈那家伙关在地下室。我是说,面对现实吧,Danielle,你也好不了哪里去。 你什么时候站在妈妈的那边阵营了。 我和你的哥哥经过认真地谈过话后,大家的关系已经缓和好多了。 真的?即使她拿回了你所有的信托基金? 他也曾经污蔑过我虐待儿童,我想说我们之间算是扯平了吧,是不是,Andrew? 是的,妈妈,我们扯平了。 翻译:1st_Moment(水平有限,请多谅解,欢迎指正)