Ted to gets rid of everything he received from other women at Robin's request, but getting rid of the stuff Robin received from other men won't be as easy. Meanwhile, Barney gets revenge on Lily for making him attend her terrible play.

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Okay, so you have to have sex with one. Either classic mermaid; bottom half fish, top half human, or inverted mermaid, top half fish, bottom half human. Go! I don't know. Is she fat? Yeah, but it's a fish, so it's the good kind of fat. Hot off the presses! I-I don't take flyers. You took one two seconds before you walked in here. That's different. It was for a strip club. Two bucks off wings. How much is your flyer going to save me on wings? Fine. It's a flyer from my play. Oh, Lily, I'd love to, but we're not in college and I'm not trying to sleep with you. So anyway, this mermaid... Hey, Lily's friend asked her to be in this play, and it's gonna be really good. Lily, I love you, but we're too old for this. Asking someone to come see your play is like asking someone for a ride to the airport or to crash on your couch or to help you move. Call a cab, book a room, hire some movers and repeat after me: Friends don't let friends come see their crappy play.
如果你不得不和某人上床 你是选择人脸鱼身的古典美人鱼 还是鱼脸人身的美人鱼? 快说 我不知道 她胖吗? 美人鱼毕竟是鱼 当然丰满了 最新消息 我不要广告宣传单 你只要一会就走到那里了 那不一样 我去看脱衣服走得通常很快 如同装了一对翅膀 你宣传单上的演出有那么吸引我? 这是关于我演出的宣传单 莉莉 我很想去 但是我们已经不是学生时代了 我不会和你上床的 所以无论如何 这条美人鱼... 莉莉的朋友邀请她参加演出 演出会很精彩 莉莉 我很仰慕你 但是我们都过了这个年龄了 让别人去看你的演出 就如同让别人开车送你去机场 或是让他抱你到沙发上 或让他帮你搬家 叫个司机 订个房间 雇些搬运工 跟着我说 再雇些搬运工 跟在我后面不停的说 "朋友不会强迫他朋友去看糟糕表演的"