80后的怀旧情结最近似乎是有点过火了。继上次销魂版葫芦娃主题曲之后,小编又发现了这首被活生生改成英文版的一休哥主题曲!鉴于其“囧囧有神”的歌词,和时不时出现的英语语法错误,小编严重怀疑这是出自某位英语不过关的国人之手。

不过这些都还不是最雷人的地方,当小编发现原曲中经典的那一连串“格叽格叽……”被改为“Jimmy, Jimmy…”之后,真是死的心都有了……

咳咳,无论如何,下面是双语对照歌词。Flash中的语法错误已经被纠正过来,供大家一乐吧!

Jimmy...

吉米吉米……

Just remember me

就记住俺吧!

Jimmy...

吉米吉米……

hey that is me

对了,就是俺!

I'm the one who's able to make all your dreams all come true

俺就是那个能让你梦想成真的人(小编吐槽一:你以为你神笔马良啊……)

Any time whenever you meet you can count on me

啥时候遇上麻烦了都来找俺吧!

I'm that special and I'm one who can make you see

俺就是那末特别,俺就是能让你看见(小编吐槽二:信凤姐吧你……)

No matter what happens time is too short, don't worry be happy

不管出了啥事儿,时间不多、别担心、乐一回

Ha, ha, won't you sing with me?

哦……哦……跟着我一起唱!(小编吐槽三:“哦哦哦”哦你个头啦!完全不考虑人家的感受……)

one two three four, two two three four

一二三四、二二三四(小编:额滴神哪……)

sing aloud with me!

大声跟我一起唱!

Listen to me, oh won't you please be here with me?

听我讲,你能不能,就在这儿陪着俺?

Give your troubles and your worries, give them all to me

把你的问题、你的担忧统统丢给俺,

I'll give you love, anything you need

俺会给你爱、给你需要的一切一切!(小编:……吐血中、勿扰)

When you feel those thing, call me!

若你感觉到八对,就赶快叫上俺!

Jimmy...

吉米吉米……

Just remember me

就记住俺吧!

Jimmy...

吉米吉米……

hey that is me

对了,就是俺!

Yes that's me!

耶!就、是、俺!