Tim arrives to pick up his date Jessica
Lee: Sorry, Jessica is still in the shower. Can I make you some tea while you wait?
Tim: That would be lovely. I really like Taiwanese oolong tea.
Lee: Great, because we have some top-grade high mountain oolong. Have a seat. [goes to kitchen]
Tim: [Trips and falls on a box] Why are there boxes all over the place?
Lee: Oh. Our roommate is moving out.
Tim: Is she leaving Taiwan? Getting married?
Lee: No. She's moving back with her family! She got really upset with us yesterday about the election.
   (续上期)

提姆来接女友洁西卡
李:抱歉,洁西卡还在洗澡。你等的时候要我帮你泡杯茶吗?
提姆: 太好了。我很喜欢台湾的乌龙茶。
李:赞,因为我们有一些顶级高山乌龙。请坐。(去厨房)
提姆:(绊倒摔在一个箱子上)这里怎么到处都是箱子啊?
李:喔。我们的室友要搬出去了。
提姆:她要离开台湾吗?还是要结婚了?
李:不。她要搬回她家!她昨天因为选举的事,跟我们闹得很不愉快。

重点解说:
★ date (n.) 约会对象
★ top-grade (a.) 顶级的
trip (v.) 绊倒
★ Have a seat. 请坐