老师：如果我把一块牛排切成两半的两半，我能得到几块儿？汤米：四块。老师：那我要是再切两次，我能得到什么呢？汤米：汉堡。

笑话是指以一句短语或一个小故事让说话者和听者之间觉得好笑，或是产生幽默感，另外一个行动（动作）型的笑话是以动作影响人的视觉及观感，而感到好笑。

"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"哥哥想了一会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”

"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?""Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the prove

在观看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼儿园老师问学生的观后感。班上最小的女孩说，她希望舞蹈演员可以长得更高一点儿，那么他们就不用整天踮着脚尖了。

母亲问她年幼的儿子：宝贝，今天老师教了你些什么？ Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three.

妈妈：玛丽，你为什么这样大喊大叫的？ 为什么不能像艾迪那样安安静静的玩儿呢？你看艾迪一声儿都不出。Mary: Of course he doesn't. Mom, it's part of the game we are playing. He is Daddy coming home lat

在期末考试之前，汤姆告诉他的母亲：“妈妈，我昨天晚上做了一个梦，梦见我通过了今天的考试。”“不要相信梦，亲爱的。据说梦中的经历通常与现实相反。”妈妈答道。

So he won't join the army, the youngster replied without blinking an eye.一个小男孩牵着头驴子穿过部队营房。两名士兵想跟小家伙开个玩笑：小孩，你把你哥哥牵得这么紧干什么？这样，他就不会去参军了。小

老师：如果我左手上有7个桔子，右手上有8个桔子。那么我有什么？学生：大手。Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?Student: Big hands.