Maybe you're in love.
I'm not in love! How many men do I fancy per week?
Well, this sounds different.
It's not different and I'm not in love. I don't even know him. I used to think he was shallow, and maybe he is. Maybe I'm just confused because I want him to tickle my kidneys.
What's he like?
Well, he's got this shy, but would be nuclear in bed thing going on. He really likes music and... Oh, bollocks! Hide! What the hell is he doing here?
I thought you said he was shallow.
I think I might be about to commit a sex crime.
I think I might be your accomplice.
Bollocks! I'm in love, aren't I?