Just look at my dad. My mum is so annoying that when they split up he moved to the Outer Hebrides. He's sent a couple of postcards a year since I was six. He says he doesn't want to stand on my mum's toes.
I always imagine him to have a Scottish accent. I'm not sure why. I think he was born in Derby.
Just wanted to drop you a card to say that I'm thinking of you. Stay out of trouble. Lots of love, Victor. Dad.
He always finishes with a piece of life advice.
PS: he who is dishonest only ever lies to himself. The truthful path is the only one that leads to happiness.