【IT狂人】S01E01我对电脑很有经验
hints:
Jen
CV 简历
Hope this doesn't embarrass you Jen, but I found the best thing to do with the new employee is to size them up with a long hard stare. So! So. First day! Yes! Scary? Yes Don't be scared! I'm not really scared. You should be! Well I'm a little bit scared. What? Don't be! Make up your mind! So here you are! Yes. I'm really looking forward to Getting to grips with the. I'm gonna put you in IT Because you said on your CV you had a lot of experience with computers. I did say that on my CV, yes. I have lots of experience with the whole computer thing, you know. Emails sending emails, receiving emails, deleting emails. I could go on. Do! The Web. Using mouse mices using mice. Clicking. double clicking. the computer screen of course, the keyboard. The bit that goes on the floor down there. The hard drive? Correct. Well, you certainly seem to know your stuff. That settles. Got a good feeling about you Jen! And they need a new manager. fantastic! So the people I'll be working with, what're they like? Standard nerds!
希望你不要感到尴尬，珍。因为我发现考量新员工最好的办法就是用眼睛紧紧地盯着他。
那么！怎样。第一天上班？没错！
害怕吧？是...别怕！其实我也不是很怕。
应该怕！我确实有点小怕啦。啥？别怕！
你到底想怎样。
好吧你说！
其实，我很希望能...认真做好...
我决定把你安排在 IT部门。因为你在简历里说你在电脑方面很有经验。
我的确在简历里提过，没错。我有着丰富的经验，关于整体的...电脑的... 事儿。
例如电子邮件...发邮件，收邮件，删邮件...除此之外我还会很多。那接着说！
我会上网... 点鼠标 ...各种鼠标。单击...双击...当然还有显示器、键盘...
那边安在地板上的叫什么来着...硬盘吗？就是它。
啊哈！看来你对你的专业非常熟悉。
就这么定了。对你的感觉很不错啊，珍！那边正好缺个新经理。
太好了！那...要跟我一起工作的同事，他们怎么样？
标准的书呆子！
