No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. （Henry Louis Mencken）
结婚的男人是不会真正幸福的，如果他结婚后喝的威士忌不得不比单身时常喝的威士忌差的话。 

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. （Oscar Wilde）
男人结婚，因为他们已经疲倦了；女人结婚，因为她们感到好奇了，结果两人都大失所望。 

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. （Albert Einstein）
女人嫁给男人，希望他们会所有改变。男人娶个女人，希望她们会永远不变。所以双方必然会失望的。

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.（Patrick Murray）
我在两个老婆身上的运气都很差。前面的那个扔下了我。现在的这个我扔不掉。 

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.（Milton Berle）
一个好妻子总会在她错了的时候原谅她的丈夫。 

love is ever matter of comedies, and how and then of tragedies
爱情常是喜剧，偶尔是悲剧。

love is like a butterfly it goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes
爱情就像一只蝴蝶，它喜欢飞到哪里，就把欢乐带到哪里。

love is not only a sentiment but also an art
爱情不仅仅是感情，它也是艺术。

love is the greatest refreshment in life
爱情是生活最好的提神剂。

love never dies
爱情永不死。