Don't forget your umbrella, I might water the plants today ! ---God---

上街记得带雨伞，今天我也许要灌溉树木。---神---

If you miss the sunrise I made for you today , never mind. I'll make you another one tomorrow.---God---

假如你错过了今天我为你准备的日出，不要紧，明天我再为你准备。---神---

How can you possibly be a self-made man ? I specifically recall creating you . ---God--

你怎会是自我创造的人呢？ 我记得特别清楚是怎么创造你的呀！---神---

Of course I have a sense of humor . I gave you the platypus , didn't I? ---God---

我当然有幽默感，我不是为你们创造了鸭嘴兽了吗？ ---神---

It's not the end of the world . Not until I say so ,anyway. ---God---

世界末日还没到，除非是由我亲口说的才算。 ---神---

I hate rules , That's why I only made ten of them . ---God---

我讨厌戒条，所以我只定了十条而已！ ---神---

If you think Mona Lisa is stunnig , you should look at my masterpiece. In the mirror . ---God---

如果你认为“蒙娜丽莎的微笑”美丽绝伦，那么你应该看看我最重要的作品——在镜子里！ ---神---

If I gave you everthing you ask for , where would you put it ??? ---God---

要是你所祈求的我全数应许给你，你哪来那么多地方放呢？ ---神---

What do I have to do to get your attention ??? Take out an ad in the paper ? ---God-

我要怎样才能让你注意到我？？？在报纸上做广告吗？ ---神---
（沪江小编注：这条广告就是出现在报纸上，广告人的创意让人会心一笑。）

Nietzche is dead . ---God---

尼采已死。 ---神---
（沪江小编注：选自尼采名言“God is dead”，而这里，上帝只是在承述事实。）