We’ve all been there. You really want to impress the new boss/your other half’s parents/the hot new guy and you just come off as a little, well, manic.
我们都有过这样的经历。当你特别想给你的新老板（或者你另一半的家长或是你新认识的帅哥）留下一个好印象是，你会表现的有一点……疯狂

Meet Carpe Diem.
我们来认识下狗狗卡普•蒂姆。

The four-month-old, 4lbs puppy has been up for adoption since June at San Francisco Animal Care & Control (SFACC). He was taken in as a stray after being found wandering the streets of San Francisco.
自去年六月起圣弗朗西斯科动物控制保护协会就在为这只重达4磅的小家伙寻找新家庭了。他们在大街上发现卡普并将它作为走失犬进行了收容。

In a bid to find their animals new families, the animal shelter regularly shares pictures of them across its social media accounts. Earlier this week, they did a photo shoot with little Carpe. All he had to do was look his super-cute, adorable self.
为了给他们收容的动物找一个新的家庭，动物之家会定期地通过其社交账户发布这些动物的照片。本周早些时候，他们给小卡普拍了照片。而它所做的就只是盯着镜头上可爱迷人的自己。

And he really tried to seize the day.
他也很努力滴抓住这次机会展示自己。

Okay, a little less tongue this time Carpe.
好吧，这次舌头不要伸那么长了卡普~

No pressure.
毫无压力~

Carpe Diem feels the pain of anyone who has ever had their driver’s license, passport or eighth grade school photo taken,’ animal shelter staff wrote on Instagram.
动物之家的员工在INS上写道：卡普现在能够感受到那些拍过驾照照片，护照照片以及八年级小学毕业照的人的痛苦了。

‘He’s silly and teeny tiny,’ said SFACC’s Deb Campbell. ‘He is one of the happiest dogs you’ll ever meet.’
动物保护控制协会的戴比•卡贝尔说：“它身材小小的并且傻的可爱，它是你见到过的最快乐的狗狗。”

After the SFACC shared the pictures of Carpe Diem on Twitter on Monday, they were inundated with offers of homes for the lovable little weirdo.
自从周一SFACC在推特上晒出了卡普•蒂姆的照片之后，很多人都想要收养这个讨人喜欢的小“二货”，数目众多的的收养请求使协会应接不暇。

Adopt Carpe Diem and you will OWN #MyWeirdDog
领养卡普，你将得到#MyWeirdDog

@SFACC He is so sweet! I wish I was closer, I would adopt him in a heartbeat. ❤️
@SFACC它太可爱了~如果我能离他近一些，就可以马上把他领回家了

Because people could really relate.
有些人很会联想

@SFACC @andrew_ang2 this is me if I were a dog.
@SFACC @andrew_ang2 如果我是一只狗狗，那我大概会是这个样子

And – here’s the happy ending – yesterday, the shelter announced the Carpe had found his new family.
最后的结局是皆大欢喜——昨日，动物之家宣布卡普已经找到了新的家庭~

#MyWeirdDog has been adopted! TY for the RTs ❤Many more cuties are waiting.
卡普已经被领养啦，谢谢大家的爱心，还有很多的可爱的小家伙等着被领养哦

Proving there’s a perfect someone for every weirdo out there.
这件事证明了：所有的“二货”都会找到适合自己的那个人

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