Artist：EleventySeven
Song：Evil Genius

Out in the hallway,
I said "hello.
The dance is this Friday,
Do you want to go?"

"Probably not,"
She promptly replied.
"But kudos for asking.
You're such a nice guy."

Yeah, I should have known
I'd end up at home
Watching my Star Wars box trilogy.

But here is the truth.
If she only knew
That I've got a secret she'd never believe.

Kelly doesn't know that I'm an evil genius
With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleaveland.
And she'll never know that we can take over the world.
With cyborg robot squirrels.
With cyborg robot squirrels.

Down in the basement
I wish she could see
The monkeys I've altered
Genetically.

And all of my plans to make a home on the moon.
It's not quite completed, but it's coming soon.

When I fall asleep,
I'll lie to extreme
Of canulae dates in a laboratory.

And when I'm awake,
It's hard to concentrate.
I'll be assembling up my robot army.

Kelly doesn't know that I'm an evil genius
With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleaveland.
And she'll never know that we can take over the world.
With cyborg robot squirrels.
With cyborg robot squirrels.

I worked up the nerve
To go to the dance.
There's no reason O
Couldn't give it a chance.

I walked through the door,
And what should I see?
But it was Kelly staring back at me.

And she said,
"I've been hoping I could be a lab professor.
Bottle-nosed, coughing, I could name Sylvester.
That's the kind of thing you're into of your girls."

'Cause I've been looking for an evil genius
With a sidekick dog named Grover Cleaveland.
And now that I found you, we can take over the world.
With cyborg robot squirrels.
With cyborg robot squirrels.

这支流行朋克乐队于2002年组队，2006年首张专辑《And the Land of Fake Believe》上市，到2007年发行《Galactic Conquest》受到一批狂热粉丝的追随，同时该专辑的发行也使得ES真正迈向主流朋克市场。2008年于Flicker Records解约，同年未发行专辑，09年第三张专辑由他们独立发行，专辑质量却出奇的好，10首正式版单曲各个精彩，小电、screamo、rap等多元素的加入使得专辑更富新鲜感，值得推荐。