A man dirning with a friend explained the peculiarities of the restaurant they were in:"The waiters never admit they don't have something. They'll take your order. for a slice of sun and too away as if they mean to get it...then they'll come back and say they just ran out.”

To prove his point,he said to the waiter,“The dinosaur,please.” 

“Yes,sir,“answered the waiter.”And how would you like it cooked?"