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 1.When you sit down and your pants decide to show off your underwear to the world:
你坐下的时候，你的裤子决定给整个世界炫耀一下你的胖次：

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2.When you try to wear bracelets but they either fall off or rest on your elbows:
戴手镯的时候，要么脱落，要么就卡在手肘上：

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3.And when you gotta get your watchband resized, no matter what:
调整手表带的时候，不管怎样都会变成这样：

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4.When people assume you eat only veggies, but really you’re eating everything in sight:
人们以为你只吃蔬菜，可实际上你看见啥吃啥：

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5.When you make so many special holes in your belts that you feel like you could compete on Project Runway:
你以为在皮带上穿这么多孔就可以上“天之骄子”这个节目（美国服装设计真人秀）啦？！

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6.It gets old, fast.
容颜易老，转瞬飞逝。

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7.When everyone keeps telling you that you’ll get curves someday, but you’re still waiting:
人们总是说你总有一天会变得凹凸有致，而你总是一直在等：

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8.When people ask you questions that you just don’t know the answer to:
人们总是问你一些你不知道答案的问题：

问：为啥你总是这么瘦咩？

答：我不知道呀！！！问老天爷呀！！！