1. You rarely admit when you like a romantic movie. At best, you’ll say the movie was “Pretty good, but kind of cheesy.”

2. …. But you would actually not mind watching it again. Like, at all. OK FINE, YOU LOVED IT.....

3. When that super cute song comes on the radio, you roll your eyes 100% of the time, but do you know all the words? Yes. Do you sometimes listen to it in your spare time? ……..yes. But don’t tell anyone.

4. Speaking of secret admirers, you’ve probably been one before. However, you chose to be a secret admirer because you didn’t want people to know about your romantic side, not because you were scared of letting the other person know how you felt.

5. When you do pull out all the stops and plan a romantic evening, you always downplay the amount of effort involved.

6. Whenever someone busts you for being a romantic, you get so defensive that a bystander would think someone just revealed you’re the Zodiac Killer. OMG SHUT UP. I AM NOT. IF YOU TELL ANYONE, I’LL KILL YOU.

7. Your heart melts every time you see two senior citizens walking hand in hand, and you know what? You’re not even embarrassed about that, because if you don’t find that unbelievably romantic, then you’re probably at least half-monster.

8. If someone asks you about your dream wedding ceremony, you’ll say you haven’t really thought about it. You know, maybe just a small thing with close family and friends. But actually? You have it all meticulously planned out in your head.

9. You’ve written super cheesy poetry that you destroyed with fire immediately after penning, because if anyone found it, you would melt into a puddle of mortification that would require decades of therapy.

10. You actually love hearing stories of how people met, even though on the outside, your face reads more as “Eh, sure. It wouldn’t kill me to listen to this story again.
事实上, 你很喜欢听别人“是如何邂逅的”这样的故事,即使在外面,你的脸上更像是写着“额,当然。再听到这个故事我就要自尽了。”