1

It’s been like a million hours since you last ate.
感觉上次吃完已经是好几天前的事了……

Ok, it’s actually been twenty minutes.
好吧,实际上才过去了20分钟。

2

Your stomach starts to rumble. Time to eat.
你的胃开始咕噜咕噜叫。是时候吃饭了。

^Actual picture of you^
你真实的写照啊!

3

You’ve got one thing on the brain.
你这时脑袋里只会想一件事。

Foodfoodfoodfoodfoodfoodfood
吃的吃的吃的吃的……

4

You meet up with a friend, who for some reason doesn’t have a granola bar on hand for you.
你这时遇见了一个朋友,而不知怎的他手头竟没有一根燕麦棒能给你。

Ugh, how thoughtless.
额,真是考虑不周!

5

And they ask you how you can be so upset about needing food.
然后他们问你怎么会这么急切地需要食物。

Rookie error.
新手才犯这个错误(竟会问出这种问题)!

6-1

And heaven forbid you’re on a date. It’ll go from this:
但愿不要在约会时发生这码子事!不然它会从这种场景:

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To this:
转变成这样:

Take me for what I am.
请接受我是个吃货。

7

So your squad heads out to a local eatery.
(饿的不行的)你们一队人把头探向当地的小饭馆。

Follow the nose to find food.
用鼻子去闻,找到美食。

8

Of course your apartment is not within delivery range of any good restaurants.
当然你的公寓不处于任何不错餐馆的送餐范围之内。

Why have you failed me, Seamless?
Seamless(创新性订餐公司),你为什么要辜负我?

9

The bread basket comes and chaos descends. Until somebody has their eye on your second roll.
面包篮送到你们的面前,掀起一阵混乱。直到有人觊觎你手上的第二个面包圈。

HANDS OFF, FORMER FRIEND.
把手拿开!你不是我的小伙伴了!

10

And that “friend” tries to say “I need another minute before I’m ready to order.”
而当那个(曾经的)“小伙伴”试图说:“在我决定点餐前,我还要考虑考虑。”

Nooooooooope.
哦……不要啊!

11

Waiting. Is. Pure. Torture.
等!待!纯!粹!是!一!种!折!磨!

12

When your food finally comes, it’s a moment of utter triumph.
最后你的食物终于被端上来了,哈哈,彻底享受的时刻来了!

^Actually you^
(这张图是你)真实的写照。

13

And you dig in. What you think you look like when eating:
然后你认真地用餐,并想象自己是上图这样:

14

What you actually look like:
可实际你却是这副熊样:

15

All the food is gone. At last.
最终,所有食物都被你裹入腹中。

16

Whoooo. It’s over. Time to apologize to everyone who got in your path.
嗷呜!用餐完毕!该向之前阻挡你前往用餐的所有人道歉了。

See ya next time, hanger.
下回见哦,饿鬼~
注:图片中字幕的意思是“我很抱歉咬……到了你……又……拽了你的头发……还给了你……一拳……”
Hanger=hungry + anger,意指饿得要掀桌发火了……