(House stops Foreman from writing on the whiteboard)
House: Sorry, there’s a reason they call it the whiteboard. It’s not my rule.
HOUSE：（阻止FOREMAN往白板上写字） 对不起，人们叫这个做“白”板是有原因的。

Ronald: I assume House is a great doctor?
Dr. Chase: Why would you assume that?
Ronald: Because if you’re that big a jerk you’re either great or unemployed.
RONALD：我猜HOUSE是个名医。
CHASE：为什么你会这么想？
RONALD：因为象他那么混的人如果不是特别有本事的话肯定找不到饭碗的。

House: (discussing Alex’s breasts) Two clinic hours says that those love apples are handcrafted by God.
Dr. Foreman: I thought you didn’t believe in God.
House: I do now.
HOUSE：这两个小时的诊断我确定了一件事，她的乳房是上帝的杰作。
FOREMAN：我以为你不信上帝的。
HOUSE：现在我信了。

Dr. Foreman: House! You can’t do this!
House: Oh, if I had a nickel for every time I’ve heard that.
FOREMAN：HOUSE，你不能这么做。
HOUSE：噢，如果每次我听到这话能得到一角钱的话，我早成百万富翁了。

Stella: What’s wrong with your foot?
House: War wound.
Stella: Does it hurt?
House: Every day.
Stella: Is that why you’re so sad?
House: Oh aren’t you adorable. I’m not sad, I’m complicated - chicks dig that. One day you’ll understand.
STELLA：你的脚怎么了？
HOUSE：战争受的伤。
STELLA：它疼吗？
HOUSE：每天都疼
STELLA：所以你看起来才这么忧伤吗？
HOUSE：你真可爱，这不叫忧伤，这叫做深沉，女孩子就喜欢深沉的男人，等你长大了就明白了。

Dr. Chase:We’ve got an MRI scheduled in twenty minutes. Earliest Foreman could get the machine
House: I teach you to lie and cheat and steal, and as soon as my back is turned you wait in line?
CHASE：我们的MRI排在二十分钟以后，这已经是FOREMAN的最大努力了。
HOUSE；我教了你们那么多的坑蒙拐骗，我刚一走开你们就去老老实实的排队？

Dr. Wilson: Do you know your phone’s dead? Do you ever recharge your batteries?
House: They recharge? I just buy new phones.
WISON：你知道你的手机关机了吗？难道你就不会去充电吗？
HOUSE；这手机还能充电啊？我每次都是再去买个新手机。

Dr. Chase: Gambling doesn’t take away (House’s) pain.
House: It does when I win.
CHASE：赌博并不能消除你的病痛。
HOUSE： 我赢的话就可以。

Stacy: If Chase screwed up so badly, why didn’t you fire him?
House: He has great hair.
Stacy: What are you hiding?
House: I’m gay. Oh…that’s not what you meant. It does explain a lot though. No girlfriend, always with Wilson, obsession with sneakers…
STACY：如果是CHASE搞砸了，为什么你不炒了他？
HOUSE：他的头发很漂亮。
STACY：你到底在隐瞒什么？
HOUSE：我是同性恋，哦，那不是你想问的。不过这到是解释了很多事情，没有女友，老和WILSON在一起，总是穿运动鞋。。。


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