By all means marry, if you get a good wife, you'll be happy, if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. (Socrates)


Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the same thing. (Duane Dewel)


A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse. (Helen Rowland)


What do I know about sex? I'm a married man. (Tom Clancy)


Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man. (Helen Rowland)


No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. (Henry Louis Mencken)


Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. (Oscar Wilde)


Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.So each is inevitably disappointed. (Albert Einstein)


Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men. (Oscar Wilde)


A man who marries a woman to educate her falls victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him. (Elbert Hubbard)


I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. (Sam Kinison)


After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. (Hemant Joshi)