Hints:

Rae

Dr Nick Kassar

erm...

twattish

self-destruct

*一律采用英式拼写

文中共有两处省略号。不分角色，换人说话就换行。

 

Hi, Rae. Hi. Dr Nick Kassar, expert moistener of lady gardens. I wanna eat his face! It's, erm... It's good for the skin. Yeah, I know, yeah. I drink two litres a day. Problem is, it makes you to go to the loo every half hour. I'm getting picked up in 20 minutes. What a shame. Why is that? Because I never got a chance to do a sex on you. Rae... Yeah. Don't get up to any mischief. Well, don't go changing! You keep drinking that water! Oh, God. Why do I always say such twattish things? Four months locked away. Four months convincing people my finger is no longer on the self-destruct button. Finally, I was leaving. Finally, I was free.
你好，瑞伊。 你好。尼克凯萨医生，滋润女人的专家。我想尝尝他的脸蛋。这个对皮肤好。 我知道，我每天喝两公升。不过每半个小时就要上洗手间。 20分钟后我就要走了。 真可惜。 为什么？因为我从来没有机会和你共度春宵。瑞伊。 是。 不要到处闯祸了。 希望我们的友谊不变。记得常喝水。天啊，为什么我净说些傻话！ 四个月的封闭，我已经不再寻求自杀了。我终于要离开了，我终于自由了。