【破产姐妹】S01E13供求法则
来源:沪江听写酷
2014-03-26 22:31
Hints: Aunt Flo 佛罗阿姨
Wall Street 华尔街
Mardi Gras 狂欢节
Max, why are you so upset? It is only two more quarters.
Han, that's a 200% price hike. That's outrageous. You're taking advantage of women. If men were the ones who got periods, tampons would be thrown free from floats like Mardi Gras beads.
I went to Mardi Gras once I was 11. My mom and her new boyfriend wanted to go, and they needed a designated driver.
Earl, I need a man's opinion. Is it my right to raise the price of any product in my diner?
What product are we talking about?
Tampons.
Oh, brother. Uh, you gotta just relax and butt out. Trust me. I been in this situation a long time. Remember Aunt Flo? That was my aunt.
Han, just because you can take advantage of a business situation, doesn't mean you should.
It is law of supply and demand.
Fine, then I demand you roll back the price on the supply. Come on Han, don't be so 1% about it. You think occupy Wall Street was a big deal? Wait till you see occupy tampon.
We only protest once a month, but it's an intense five to seven days.
麦克斯,你干嘛这么不爽啊?不过就是涨了50分钱嘛!
阿憨,你这相当于提价了两倍。太黑心了!你这是在占女人的便宜。
如果是男人来月经,那棉条会跟狂欢节的彩珠一样从花车上免费扔下来。
我也曾去过狂欢节,当时我11岁。我妈跟她的新男友想去玩,他们需要个不喝酒的驾驶员。
厄尔,我需要男人的意见。餐厅的一切产品,我是不是都有权涨价?
比如什么产品?
卫生棉条。天啊,小兄弟,就此罢手吧!相信我。多年以前,我也碰过这种情况。还记得佛罗阿姨吧?那是我亲姨呢!
阿憨,虽然你有商机可以趁机捞一笔。但也不能趁火打劫呀。
这是供求法则。
那我要求你改回原价。阿憨,别在这种时候当1%的人啊。
你觉得99%党占领华尔街那事严重吗?"占领卫生棉"可是有过之无不及哦。
女人虽然每个月只抗议一次,可一抗议,就是群情激昂的五到七天哦?