Mr. Williams



"What's all the hubbub?" Mr. Williams yelled over the howling of his identical twins as he hurdled over a fallen toy while coming in the front door. "There's a strange man in the house and we don't know his identity! I think he's mom's old boyfriend. She gave him a big hug!" Huffed his son, Dan. "Mommy's got a boyfriend. Mommy's got a boyfriend." Dana, his sister began to sing. "That's not my hypothesis! He had bad hygiene. I bet he's a bad guy that Dad will identify from a wanted poster!" Dan yelled back. "For the love of humanity, behave yourselves! It would be ideal if you would both stop being so hysterical and not humiliate us in front of company. Okay?" Mr. Williams said. Dana walked away still humming the little rhyme.