Lateness

1. Lateness: the date is basically over before it even begins.
迟到：约会在开始之前就注定了失败。

Pimple

2. Getting a huge pimple.
起了一个巨大的青春美丽痘。

Period

3. Unexpectedly getting your period.
“大姨妈”意外造访。

Someone Boring

4. Going on a date with someone so boring you forget their name as soon as it’s over.
约会的对象如此无聊，以至于一结束你就把TA的名字给忘了。

Job Interview

5. Your date feeling more like a job interview than a date.
约会跟面试似的，那还约什么会啊。

Diarrhea

6. Diarrhea … and other intestinal concerns.
腹泻……以及其他肠胃不适。

EX

7. Your date talking about his or her ex on your date.
约会时对方总在谈论自己的前女友/前男友。

Food in Teeth

8. Finding the piece of food in your date’s teeth more interesting than what they are saying.
发现约会对象牙齿里的菜叶比TA谈论的话题更有趣。

Bill Nonsense

9. Awkward splitting the bill nonsense.
约会时平摊费用很尴尬啊...

Wanna Come Upstairs?

10. Awkward “Wanna come upstairs?” talk.
火候没到就问对方：“愿意上楼坐坐吗？”

Fake Smile

11. Having to fake smile/fake laugh.
强装笑脸，无奈无聊。

Excuse to Leave

12. Your date making up a lame excuse to leave early.
约会对象想提前离开，却撒了个十分蹩脚的谎言。