Thanko is a Japanese gadget firm that makes just about anything you can think of. If you need a set of Santa boots to warm your feet using USB power, Thanko has it. If your butt gets too hot in the summer, get the Thanko water-cooled seat cushion. You get the idea, if it’s powered by USB you can find it at Thanko.
Thanko是日本一家部件公司，它制造几乎任何你能想到的东西。如果你需要一双用USB暖脚的圣诞靴，Thanko已经有了。如果你的屁股在夏天太热，买个Thanko的水冷式座垫吧。如果你的奇思妙想需要USB供应能量，那Thanko能帮你做到。

If your boss is a bosshole, and you really need something to help get rid of the headache from listening to him prattle on about spelling and punctuation constantly causes you. Thanko has a USB head massager. It looks as weird as you might expect it too. It will undoubtedly mess up your hair, and will do nothing to impress that cute girl that works down the hall.
如果你的老板是个加班狂人，那你一定需要什么来帮你摆脱一直听他唠叨拼写和标点而产生的头疼。Thanko有个USB头部按摩器。它看上去就跟你想的一样奇葩。它肯定会弄乱你的头发，也不会让你吸引公司的美女。

What it will do is adjust to fit most domes, no matter how gargantuan, and vibrate when plugged in. It will help get rid of stress. If you need to use it and you don’t have a USB port, it can be powered by batteries.
它的功能是不管脑袋多大，都能通过调整来适应大部分头部形状，而且当接通电源时会震动。它会帮你摆脱压力。如果你要使用它但没有USB接口，也可以用电池。