Cover Letter

1. When you have to write yet another cover letter.
当你因为种种原因很不幸地需要重新写求职信的时候。

Former Classmate

2. When a former classmate applies to the same position as you.
当你投了某个职位,却突然发现一个以前的同学也投了。

Typo in the Email

3. When you realize there was a typo in the email you just sent to a potential employer.
当你发现你刚刚发送的求职邮件中有拼写错误的时候。

Didn't Change the Name

4. Or even worse, when you realize you didn’t change the name of the company in your cover letter.
或者更糟的是,你意识到你发送的求职信里公司名字没改。

New Workplace

5. When your classmates post pictures of their new workplace on Facebook.
当你看到你同学在脸书个人主页上上传了新公司照片的时候。

Complaint of Work

6. And when some of them complain because they’re working too much.
当一些你的同学抱怨工作太多的时候。

Unpaid Internship

7. When you end up applying to an unpaid internship.
当你最终沦落到不得不申请一个无薪实习的时候。

Or to some poorly paid part-time position where the salary won’t even cover your rent.
或者,你兼职赚的那点可怜薪水连付房租都不够。

Lack of Experience

8. When the recruiter of the internship rejects your application because of your “lack of experience.”
当你因为“没有工作经验 ” ,求职申请被实习生招募人员拒绝的时候。

How the fuck are we supposed to get some experience if nobody lets us work in the first place?
天晓得没有人让我们工作,我们哪里来的工作经验!

My Degree

9. When someone tells you: “I don’t understand how you can end up unemployed with all the money you spent on your degree!”
当别人跟你说“真是想不通你花了那么多钱上大学怎么找不着工作?”的时候。

Well, neither can I so there is no need to rub salt in the wound.
老实说,我也不知道,所以别在伤口上撒盐了!

Try Everything

10. When someone asks you if you’re really trying everything to get a job.
当被人质疑自己是否尽全力找工作的时候。

I’ve tried everything within the boundaries of the law. Any other suggestion?
我想说,我就差没犯法了,你还有什么好建议吗?

Lower Your Expectations

11. “Maybe you should lower your expectations?”
听到别人说“你对工作的要求别那么高”的时候。

They can’t really get any lower than they are right now.
拜托,我的要求已经低得不能再低了。

Waiting

12. When you’re waiting to hear from a potential employer.
面试以后等潜在的雇主消息的时候。

Get Rejected

13. When you get rejected. Again.
当你再一次求职失败的时候。

Interview

14. When you get rejected after THREE FUCKING INTERVIEWS.
当你三番五次地面试失利的时候。

And you had invested all of your money in a professional-looking outfit for the occasion.
更惨的是,为了面试你花光所有的钱去买了一套像样的正装。

Rejection Email

15. When you receive a template rejection email.
当你收到拒信邮件的时候(还都是模板发送)。

At least they “wish you the best in your future endeavors.”
他们千篇一律地会“祝你有一个美好的未来”。