【摩登家庭】S01E15- 出洋相的Jay
来源:沪江听写酷
2013-12-17 04:00
这次Jay被人嘲笑了~~
Hints:Oregon
, un , bill …
Jay
"The Testament"
That's , uh - that's -
In Oregon , the state legislature ratified a , un , bill … that from now on it is crime to have sex in Oregon with a farm animal.
How ugly are the women in Oregon?
He's funny , Jay.
I know.
See?
I can tell you're not - you're not from Oregon.
No.
You are gorgeous.
Thank you.
Thank you for bringing your father to the show.
Oh , no.
I'm her husband , Dave.
No kidding.
Yeah.
What's it like to be married to someone who was there when the Bible was written?
What was it called then?
Just "The Testament"?
That's , uh - that's -
That's good stuff.
Oh , now he's trying to turn out the light.
在俄勒冈州,立法会颁布了一想法令,规定从今以后,人和牲畜发生关系将被视为犯罪。
俄勒冈州的女人得多奇葩啊?
Jay,这人太逗了。
看,我没说错吧?
我看出来你肯定不是从俄勒冈州来的。
不是。
你漂亮极了。
谢谢。
谢谢你带着你爸爸来看我表演。
不是, 不是。
Dave,我是她丈夫。
不是吧,你只是开玩笑吧。
不是。
和这么一个差不多和圣经一样老的人结婚感觉如何?
你们那个年代叫什么?
就叫《箴言录吗》?
真是 真是
真是个好段子。
哦,现在他就像关灯睡觉了。
By:灌心饼干