英语冷笑话:偷走啤酒的猴子
Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.
英语小笑话:sells the candy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?""I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
小心雷区:十句不给力的搭讪英语!
So you like this girl, but she only speaks English. How are you going to start talking to her? Here are some tips for what to say, as well as what NOT to say.