XMzkzNjA3MDc2/ 450)=450"> <听写方式: 填写对话缺失的部分, 不用带数字序号> Barney:Wow,that was close.That hippie chick wouldn't leave.She was ready to squat here. Lily:Well, she'd have to with your spring-loaded toilet seat,wouldn't she? Barney:She was freakishly immune to everything in my apartment...except you.You're better than porn. Lily:Thank you. Barney:____（一句话听写）____?All you'd have to do is pretend to be my wife,and scare off the occasional one-night stand.I know,I know. You've got your ethics.You've got your principles... Lily:I'll do it. Barney:Really? Lily:Barney, you've clearly got some serious mother issues that have left you the emotional equivalent of a scavenging sewer rat.But,in my other apartment,I would be living with an actual scavenging sewer rat,so you win. Barney:I'll take it. 【听写回顾】点击回顾上一期听写»
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Barney:终于落幕了，那个另类女人都不打算走了，她都准备住着了。 Lily:莫非她愿意忍受你的弹簧座便器? Barney:她对我所在公寓里的一切都免疫，除了你，你甚至好过那些A片。 Lily:多谢夸奖。 Barney:你想继续住在我这吗?你只用假装你是我妻子，吓走我的那些一夜情。我知道，我知道，你有你的道德底线还有原则。 Lily:好啊，我愿意。 Barney:真的? Lily:巴尼，你的母亲的诸多问题让你感情空虚的如同一只耗子。但是，在我的公寓里我要和...一只真正的耗子生活，所以我留下。 Barney:我接受。