爆笑神模仿：日本女生最爱说的那些话（视频）
作者：沪江英语
来源：网络
2012-11-05 16:53
近日Youtube上一个关于日本文化的视频《Sh*t Japanese Girls Say》引起来热议，在大家印象中日本女生是不是爱惊呼“卡哇伊～” 的萌妹纸？光知道这一点还不错哦！日本女生最爱说的话都有什么？超级搞笑的视频模仿得惟妙惟肖，连日本网民都赞叹不已。
Sh*t Japanese Girls Say
日本女生最爱说的话
She said she lost 5kg on the banana diet.
她说她吃香蕉减肥减掉了10斤耶！
Hey. Who are you texting?
哎，你在给谁发短信呀？
I got this on sale.
这可是我在打折的时候买滴。
Eww. He’s blood type B.
呃，原来他B型血呀？
Isn't the shop clerk hot?
那个营业员是不是长得超帅？
I heard he's rich. Top secret information.
我听说他很有钱耶，这可是秘密哦！
Have you met any good guys lately?
最近你有没有遇到什么好男人呀？
I want a baby.
我好想要个宝宝。
No. Stop it! You're embarrassing me.
不要啦，快住手！人家会很不好意思滴。
I heard if you massage like this, your boobs will get bigger.
我听说哦，如果你这样按摩的话，胸部就会变大哦！
Long time, no see!!
呀，真是好久好久不见啦！
He's annoying, isn't he?
他真烦人，是不是呀？
You never listen to me.
你从来都不听人家说！
He's the worst.
他最坏了。
You'll find a guy in no time.
你很快就能找到男朋友啦！
There are plenty of good guys.
好男人还是挺多的。
You scared the shit out of me.
你吓死人家啦！
It's so beautiful!
超漂亮哇！
Can I have a little bite?
我可不可以吃一口呀？
No no. My diet starts tomorrow.
没没，我明天开始减肥。
I'm going to start my diet next week.
我下周就要开始减肥啦！
Why is this so delicious?
怎么会这么好吃啊？
Just can't stop once you start.
好吃得停不了呀！
Hey, let's go to France.
哎，我们一起去法国吧。
Ladies first?
女生优先？（内心：好绅士哟~）
Let's go to Korea. I've been studying Korean lately.
我们一起去韩国吧。我最近都在学韩语哟！
Hey, hey, hey. Listen, listen.
哎哎，你听我说嘛。
I'm drunk.
我喝多啦。
No way!
不可能吧？
Looks delicious!
看上去好好吃！
What?
不是吧？
Really?
真的呀？
Oh My God!
天哪！
Amazing!
好厉害哦！
好好笑哦！
