英语冷笑话:你娶了我的妈妈
Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.
英语笑话:那就更糟了 Much Worse
Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? 警察:有人抢你的手表时,你为什么不呼救呢?Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That wo
英语小笑话:Only One Eye to Settle On
"I have told you. " said the go-between with justice on his side, When you met first, I told you that he settled on you with one eye.我就说,他一眼就看中你了。”
情人节:歌曲听写 - 最好的我
首字母大写,后边不用写标点符号Cos you bring out the best in meLike no-one else can do __________________And that's why I love you That's why I'm by your side只因为你你激发了我最优秀的潜能 其他人...