1.This is a form indemnifying me for your use of Leonard’s bedroom. Sign here, indicating that I tried to stop you and did so using a stern facial expression.

2.Please note it is past 10 pm. Per our roommate agreement, kindly refrain from raucous laughter, clinking of glasses and celebratory gunfire.

3.Penny could have been inspecting Raj’s anal region for parasites. Oh boy, that’s a true blue friend.

4.Leonard, is it awkward for you knowing that one of your dear friends had sexual intercourse with the woman you used to love, in the very place you lay your head?

5.I’ve decided my rank will be captain. If it’s good enough for Kirk, Crunch, and Kangaroo, it’s good enough for me.

6.For the record, I do have genitals. They’re functional and aesthetically pleasing.

7.When I rise to power, those people will be sterilized.

8.I miss the old days when your romantic partners could be returned to the video store.

9.I dislike the sound of the harp. Its overuse in classic television sitcoms always makes me think I’m going to experience a flashback from my past.

10.Oh, I’m not buying anything. They’re having a lecture: “HO Gauge Railroading: Half the Size of O Gauge But Twice the Fun.” Very controversial.