11年7月17日

JULY 17: Here I am at just a week old with Mum, who always dreamed of having a little girl to dress up in fancy clothes. No wonder she looks so happy (trust me, that really IS Mum looking happy)

来到这个世界上才一个礼拜，和马麻在一起。马麻一直希望能有个小闺女哦，酿紫就能给她穿漂酿滴衣服咯！所以马麻可高兴了耶~（真心的，这就是马麻高兴的样纸啦~）

11年8月17日

AUG 7: I'm a month old and finding my fashion feet. This is my dad. He's worth £135 million but dresses like a hobo. I can't wait to give him a makeover

我满月啦。介位是偶粑粑，粑粑身价一亿三千五百万，可是穿得跟流浪汉似的。长大了偶要好好打造他~

11年9月4日

SEPT 4: No, no, no! My first shopping trip and Mum puts me in a pram! I don't DO prams, I am to be carried at ALL times. I scream, she gets the message - and never makes the same mistake again.

不要嘛~~人家生平第一次出门腐败就把人家放车车里头，人家才不要婴儿车，人家要一直被抱着好不好！好在马麻明白我嚷嚷些啥，这个错误不会再犯了。

11年9月8日

SEPT 8: At New York Fashion Week the models are all skinny, wear heels they can barely walk in and never smile. They really remind me of someone...

纽约时尚周神马的，模特姐姐都好瘦哦，穿着高跟鞋走路都不好走，脸上都不带笑的。啊咧，为啥有点眼熟的样子……

11年9月15日

SEPT 15: You know, a day in front of CBeebies would not go amiss every now and then, Mum. I love shopping as much as the next fashion-conscious baby, but twice in one week? Boring!

马麻，星二代出门总能被人抓拍的。虽然人家是很稀饭逛街啥的，不过一周两次真心很无聊嘛~

11年9月16日

SEPT 16: Another day, another shopping trip. I look as chic as ever - while Mum appears to be wearing the curtains from my nursery...

又出门逛街。偶一如既往光鲜亮丽，可是妈咪为啥看着跟穿着保姆阿姨家的窗帘的样子咧？

11年11月3日

NOV 3: I often go to watch Dad play at LA Galaxy. This time Mum's invited along her latest best friend Eva Longoria. Apparently she's a Desperate Housewife. More like a Stepford Wife. How am I meant to tell these two apart? Hope I don't go home with the wrong one

经常去看爹爹在洛杉矶银河队踢球啦。这次马麻请了她最新结交的好姐妹伊娃阿姨。一看就看粗来是个绝望主妇，当然更像完美娇妻来着。要肿么区别她们俩咧？好头痛哦~希望别跟错认肥家咯。

11年11月13日

NOV 13: Jetting off in style to NYC. I’ve been working on it for weeks but finally I feel I’ve perfected my disdainful sneer. Well, I did learn from the best, after all.

打扮得漂漂酿酿去纽约。这个傲娇表情练了好久才练成的哟。嘛，有其母必有其女有木有！

11年11月15日

NOV 15: I love my girls' days out with Mum. We eat lunch, we get our nails done, we shop… then we hide the receipts from Daddy

和马麻出去逛街神马的最稀饭了！吃饭饭，画甲甲，买东东……然后把收据神马的藏起来不让粑粑看到哦耶！

11年11月20日

NOV 20: We're at the footie, and I can't take my eyes off something my brother Cruz is eating called a 'chip'. Whatever can it be? I've never seen Mum with one - the only chips she knows are ones that come with pin numbers.

看球球，一直盯着戈格手上拿着吃的东东，叫啥薯片的。到底是神马东东咧？没见过马麻拿过哦，她拿过的只有芯片，跟带按钮的那个东东配套滴。

11年11月26日

NOV 26: OMG! I can't believe how badly we clash here. Stripes and checks? The shame! That's it, I want my own stylist

哎呦妈呀！这衣服配的……条纹配格子一刚……没脸见人了！受够了，求我御用的形象设计师！

11年12月17日

DEC 17: My first Christmas and we're going to Beckingham Palace in cold, grey England. No wonder I look a little down in the mouth. I'd better get good presents to make up for it.

冷森第一个圣诞节，肥贝家豪宅，可惜在阴冷灰暗滴英国……所以人家嘴角都上扬不起来。不给个妥妥的礼物，人家就继续摆臭脸给你看。

12年2月7日

FEB 7: Off to New York again for Fashion Week. Can’t believe I'm seven months old and Mum hasn’t designed a baby collection named after me yet. I pout and sulk for the entire flight to teach her a lesson

又去纽约时尚周咯。人家都七个月大了，妈咪居然还木有捯饬出以人家的名字命名的宝宝装系列。这一路飞过去我会一路跟她闹哒。

12年2月12日

FEB 12: This is what happens when your mum allows your dad to get you dressed. Somebody is going to find themselves woken up at 2am, 3am and 5am tomorrow...

你马麻钦赐你粑粑给你穿衣服的话，就会发生这样的事情了。大清早2点、3点、5点吵醒他们不是我的错……

12年2月20日

FEB 20: At Cruz's 7th birthday party Dad puts me on his shoulders - much more comfortable than Mum's bony hips.

戈格七岁生日，骑在粑粑宽厚肩膀上，比马麻瘦了吧唧的胯部舒服多了~

12年4月23日

APRIL 23: In China, Mum must think wobbling in heels will get me in a pushchair. She's so wrong. I’m far too posh to be pushed

跟着马麻去中国玩，马麻以为她穿芥……末高高跟鞋多晃晃就能把人家忽悠到推车里头去么？她想得太简单了。人家这么优雅漂酿，被推着走就弱爆了。

12年5月13日

MAY 13: Check the new shoes with ankle strap, check the new longer hairdo! Really I'd like extensions but Mum says I'm too young - she won't budge on the Botox either

看人家新鞋，有脚踝带哦。看人家新头发，变长了哦。其实人家很想接驳长发啦，不过马麻说偶还太小——肉毒杆菌注射神马的她也不肯给我买单。

12年6月6日

JUNE 6: At Disneyland Mum and Dad buy me Minnie Mouse ears. I'd have preferred Cinderella glass slippers but I don’t want to seem ungrateful.

在迪斯尼乐园爹爹和妈妈给我买了一对儿米妮的耳朵，人家其实更喜欢灰姑娘的水晶鞋，不过话说做人要知足嘛。

12年7月5日

JULY 5: We're all off on holiday. Dad carried me at the airport - I haven’t let on to him and Mum that I learned to walk a month ago, for obvious reasons

放大假咯。爹爹在机场抱着我。我才不会让他和马麻知道我一个月之前其实早就会自己走了呢~~你懂的呀！