1.I wouldn't say amazing. At best, it's a modest leap
forward from the basic technology that gave us Country Bear Jamboree.
2.Oh, Amy’s at the dry cleaners, and she's made a very amusing pun
. "I don't care for perchloroethylene
and I don't like glycol
3.Amy pointed out that between the two of us, our genetic material has the potential of producing the first in a line of intellectually superior benign
overlords to guide humanity to a brighter tomorrow.
4.I'm quite aware of the way humans usually reproduce, which is messy, unsanitary
-- and, based on living next to you for three years --involves loud and unnecessary appeals to a deity
5.It was Thanksgiving. Uncle Carl said "I think there's a badger
living in our chimney
, hand me that flashlight." Those were the last words he ever spoke to us.
6.A dog-o-pus can play fetch
with eight balls - no one can hate that.
8.I should have warned you. One has to navigate
of social nonsense before one can be fed here.
9.May I point out that for eight long months I suffered in silence as your female companion filled our apartment with her off-key country music caterwauling
, the unappetizing spectacle
of her grinding
stone against her callused
feet in our living room, and night after night of uninformative
TV documentaries about the Jersey shore.
10.Cats make wonderful companions, they don't argue or question my intellectual authority, and this little guy here, I think you'll find to be quite zazzy