愚人节特献：盘点电影中那些经典“骗局”【周末影院】
【周末影院】
又到一年“愚乐”时！愚人无罪，恶搞有理。在这个特殊的日子，小编为大家精心整理了10部最适合愚人节观看的影片，让我们一起回顾电影中的那些经典“骗局”，给今年的愚人节带来一丝别样的感觉。
1.火柴人
火柴人 Matchstick Men (2003)
罗伊（Nicolas Cage饰）是一个手段高超的职业骗子，他有一个大胆且贪心的伙伴法兰克(Sam Rockwell饰)，他们一起搭档了很多年，几乎没有失过手。
但是纸毕竟包不住火，女儿知道了他的秘密，并展现出极其出色的欺骗才能，罗伊决定将他一身的本领都传给女儿。很快，一庄“大买卖”来了，父女、伙伴齐上阵，结果将如何呢？
1.火柴人
经典台词：
Roy: I'm not a criminal. I'm a con man.
Dr. Klein: The difference being?
Roy: They give me their money.
Dr. Klein: That's a nice rationalization, Roy.
Roy: Look, Doc, I spent last Tuesday watching fibers on my carpet. And the whole time I was watching my carpet, I was worrying that I, I might vomit. And the whole time, I was thinking, "I'm a grown man. I should know what goes on my head." And the more I thought about it... the more I realized that I should just blow my brains out and end it all. But then I thought, well, if I thought more about blowing my brains out... I start worrying about what that was going to do to my goddamn carpet. Okay, so, ah-he, that was a GOOD day, Doc. And, and I just want you to give me some pills and let me get on with my life.
2.楚门的世界
楚门的世界 The Truman Show (1998)
楚门（Jim Carrey 饰）是一个平凡得不能再平凡的人，除了一些有些稀奇的经历之外——初恋女友突然失踪、溺水身亡的父亲忽然似乎又出现在眼前，他和绝大多数30多岁的美国男人绝无异样。这令他倍感失落。他也曾试过离开自己生活了多年的地方，但总因种种理由而不能成行。
直到有一天，他忽然发觉自己似乎一直在被人跟踪，无论他走到哪里，干什么事情。这种感觉愈来愈强烈。楚门决定不惜一切代价逃离这个他生活了30多年的地方，去寻找他的初恋女友。
但他却发现自己怎样也逃不出去。真相其实很残忍。
2.楚门的世界
经典台词：
Travel Agent: Where would you like to go?
Truman: Fiji.
Travel Agent: When?
Truman: [pats his suitcase] Today.
Travel Agent: [types on her computer] Oh, I'm sorry, but we don't have another flight for a least a month.
Truman: A month?
Travel Agent: It's the busy season.
Christof: We've become bored with watching actors give us phony emotions. We are tired of pyrotechnics and special effects. While the world he inhabits is, in some respects, counterfeit, there's nothing fake about Truman himself. No scripts, no cue cards. It isn't always Shakespeare, but it's genuine. It's a life.
3.史密斯夫妇
史密斯夫妇 Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
约翰（Brad Pitt 饰）和简（Angelina Jolie 饰）已经结婚了7年多，生活就像淡水般无味。婚姻就像坟墓，让他们过着死水一潭的生活。然而这仅仅是表象。背后他们各有刺激惊险的职业——约翰和简分属两个不同的秘密杀手机构，但彼此却不知道对方的职业身份。直到他们同时接到一个任务，刺杀目标竟是同一人。身份的真相才开始慢慢揭开。
反复的试探和猜测，简终于不小心说穿了自己身份。于是一场同室操戈不可避免的发生了。但是他们也开始意识到，自己只是组织的一个棋子。而眼前的，是共同生活了7年的爱人。
3.史密斯夫妇
经典台词：
John Smith: ok, I'll go first. let me see... um... We don't really need to be here. See, we've been married for five years.
Jane Smith: Six.
John Smith: [chastened] Five, six years.
Jane Smith: [referring to the pursuing cars] They're bulletproof!
John Smith: [having not heard and shot at the cars] They're bulletproof!
John Smith: Dance with me.
Jane Smith: You don't dance.
John Smith: It was just my cover, sweetheart.
Jane Smith: Was sloth your cover, too?
4.猫鼠游戏
猫鼠游戏 Catch Me If You Can (2002)
弗兰克（Leonardo DiCaprio饰）是FBI有史以来年龄最小的通缉犯。他的犯罪手段神通广大，伪装身份的能力超乎常人，全美各地几乎都留下他的犯罪足迹。乔装医生、律师、飞行员，统统都是他曾经的身份。当然，弗兰克凭着这个“本领”，骗取了高达几百万的金额。
活得逍遥快乐的弗兰克这次又成功伪造了一份学历证明，去医院做起了大夫。弗兰克不但在这里认识了护士布雷达（Amy Adams饰），二人擦出爱火花，还通过布雷达的父亲得到了一份检察官助理的优差。然而，这只是暴风雨前夕——一双眼睛已经盯住了弗兰克，誓要把他绳之于法不可。这就是FBI探员卡尔（Tom Hanks饰）。
在研究追捕弗兰克的过程中，卡尔领教到这个犯罪天才的过人智商。他屡次被弗兰克这个黄毛小子捉弄，心里又恨又不得不佩服。每当弗兰克有惊无险地从他的精心布局中逃脱时，这个猫鼠游戏显得有趣起来……
4.猫鼠游戏
经典台词：
Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream .
The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned.
The second mouse wouldn't quit.
He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out.
Gentlemen , as of this moment.
I am that second mouse.
5.婚礼傲客
婚礼傲客 Wedding Crashers (2005)
约翰•拜克威与杰瑞米•格雷是地地道道的婚礼傲客。他们不仅喜欢参加婚礼，借助各种婚礼派对及时行乐，还会在婚礼上引诱年轻漂亮的女孩儿。然后在婚礼结束时消失的无影无踪。
这次他们假冒成商人来到财政部长威廉•克莱瑞的大女儿的婚礼派对上。然而就像命运的玩笑约翰对伴娘克莱尔一见钟情，他努力说服杰瑞米与他打破常规前往部长的庄园度周末。在那里杰瑞米对部长的小女儿格罗瑞的感情也从玩弄渐渐的变为真情。
可是，就当两个花花公子打算改邪归正的时候，风波又起……两个玩世不恭的婚礼傲客能得到心上人的真爱么？
5.婚礼傲客
经典台词：
John Beckwith: Claire! Will you wait just a second? All I wanted is to have a minute alone with you to explain everything. But I've never gotten that chance. Maybe I don't deserve it, but here goes. For longer than I care to remember, my business has been crashing weddings. I crashed weddings to meet girls. Business was good. I met a *lot* of girls. It was childish and it was juvenile.
Claire Cleary: And pathetic.
John Beckwith: Yeah. That's probably the best word to describe it. But you know what? It also led me to you, so it's hard for me to completely regret it. And that person that you met back at your folks' place? That was really me. Maybe not my name, I'm John Beckwith by the way. Or my job. But the feelings we felt; the jokes, the stupid laughs, that was all me. I've changed I've realized something. I crashed a funeral today. It wasn't my idea, I was basically dragged to it.
6.十一罗汉
十一罗汉 Ocean's Eleven (2001)
丹尼奥逊（George Clooney饰）是刚从监狱假释出来的大盗，马上又操起了老本行，这次他的目标是为了盗取赌城富豪泰瑞（Andy Garcia 饰）的一亿五千万金钱。泰瑞来头不小，于是丹尼精挑细选了11个高手前来助阵——有扑克天才拉提斯（Brad Pitt 饰）、爆破专家、扒手大王、杂技演员。精密的盗窃计划开始了。
拉提斯却发现了一个秘密，丹尼的前妻竟然和泰瑞有着不寻常的关系。丹尼举行一个拳击比赛，那一亿五千万就是比赛的奖金。行动就安排在那一晚，拉斯维加斯的夜晚因为这次周密的盗窃计划波澜起伏。
6.十一罗汉
经典台词：
Basher: Hang on a minute, hang on... we could use a pinch.
Danny: What's a "pinch"?
Basher: A pinch is a device which creates, like, a cardiac arrest for any broadband electrical circuitry. Better yet, a pinch is a bomb - now, but without the bomb. See, when a nuclear weapon detonates, it unleashes an electromagnetic pulse which shuts down any power source within its blast radius. Now that tends not to matter in most cases, because the nuclear weapon usually destroys anything you might need power for anyway. But see, a pinch creates a similar electromagnetic pulse, but without the fuss of mass destruction and death. So instead of Hiroshima, you'd be getting the seventeenth century.
7.水果硬糖
水果硬糖 Hard Candy (2005)
天真甜美的十四岁少女海莉（Ellen Page 饰）在网络上认识了三十二岁的摄影师杰夫（Patrick Wilson 饰），二人相约在咖啡馆见面，相谈甚欢。海莉主动要求去杰夫家，让他为自己拍摄艺术照片，杰夫欣然从命。聊天喝酒之后，杰夫突然眩晕倒地，醒来发现自己竟被五花大绑。原来海莉是有备而来，就是要惩罚在网络上勾引未成年少女的恋童癖。海莉在屋中搜寻杰夫进行不法行为的证据，并为他实施了阉割手术。中途邻居太太（Sandra Oh 饰）来访，也被海莉成功蒙混过关。随着海莉惩罚计划的一步步展开，杰夫的真面目也逐渐浮出水面……
7.水果硬糖
经典台词：
Jeff Kohlver: Do you wanna remember this day when you're with a guy? On a date? Or on your wedding night? 'Cause I promise you you will. Don't do that to yourself.
Hayley Stark: Wow... You know, that is so thoughtful! You are speaking to me so selflessly! I mean, you just don't want me to castrate you for my own benefit? Wow, I'm touched. Jeff, why don't we imagine someone saying the same thing to you at a random moment? Imagine that when you downloaded this little girl... I was sitting by your side saying, "Stop! Don't do that to yourself!" Would you have listened?
Hayley Stark: I'm reading this books about Jean Seberg.
8.真实的谎言
真实的谎言 True Lies (1994)
哈里（Arnold Schwarzenegger 饰）是美国FBI的高级特工，他正在奉命调查一起跨国核武器走私案件。出于安全考虑，哈里连结婚15年的妻子海伦（Jamie Lee Curtis 饰）都没有告诉他的真实身份。
海伦是一名普通白领，平凡的生活已令她心生厌倦。一次，汽车商西蒙假扮FBI特工，溜到海伦家谎称自己被人追杀。紧张刺激的经历很快令海伦着迷。
这一切都没有逃过真正的FBI特工哈里眼睛。哈里利用间谍侦查手段令到西蒙洋相百出，并化妆成法国人正欲调戏海伦时，被恐怖分子突然袭击，两人被挟持到一个热带小岛。哈里和海伦最终能否逃出生天，挫败恐怖分子阴谋？
8.真实的谎言
经典台词：
Gib: Do you think she's still a virgin?
Harry: Dont be ridiculous, she's only - -what is she now?
Gib: She's fourteen!
Harry: She's fourteen years old!
Gib: Yeah, and her little hormones are going off like a car alarm.
9.大鱼
大鱼 Big Fish (2003)
一个美丽的亲情童话。父亲爱德华(Albert Finney 饰)年轻时，很爱给年幼的儿子讲自己的传奇经历，他自称在阿拉巴马旅行推销员时，经历过很多光怪陆离，魔幻荒诞的事情。威尔(Billy Crudup 饰)并不相信，觉得是父亲在虚荣和浮夸，父子关系渐渐疏离。直到父亲得了癌症，不久于人世了，儿子决定回去见父亲最后一面。
9.大鱼
经典台词：
Senior Ed Bloom: People needn't worry so much. It's not my time yet. This is not how I go.
Will Bloom: Really?
Senior Ed Bloom: Truly. I saw it in the eye.
Will Bloom: The old lady by the swamp?
Senior Ed Bloom: She was a *witch*.
Will Bloom: No, she was old and probably senile.
Senior Ed Bloom: I saw my death in that eye, and this isn't how it happens.
Will Bloom: So how does it happen?
Senior Ed Bloom: Surprise ending. Wouldn't want to ruin it for you.
10.心理游戏
心理游戏 The Game (1997)
亿万富翁范先生（迈克尔·道格拉斯）在四十八岁生日时收到弟弟（西恩·潘）的一份礼物，CRS俱乐部的游戏卡。游戏的内容为迈克尔量身定做，直指他内心深处的童年阴影和婚姻创伤。
迈克尔由于好奇，渐渐投入到游戏中去，并由此结识了女侍应生伊萨（卡罗尔·贝克）。可是在种种恶作剧后，迈克尔发现这一系列离奇事件并不是简单的游戏，他的生活甚至生命正被拖向深渊。
当生命不断受到威胁，迈克尔一次次的告诉自己，这只是个游戏。然而游戏的策划者正把他引向何方？父亲48岁生日时坠楼自杀的场景不断在他头脑里闪现……
10.心理游戏
经典台词：
Conrad: This is for you.
Nicholas: You shouldn't have.
Conrad: What do you get for the man who has... everything?
Nicholas: [reading card] "Consumer Recreation Services." Well, I do have golf clubs.
Conrad: Call that number.
Nicholas: Why?
Conrad: Make your life... fun.
Nicholas: Fun.
Conrad: You know what that is... uh, you've seen other people have it.
Nicholas: And you really believe that just because you publish children's books, people are going to care about my reputation? You can have pictures of me wearing nipple rings, butt-fucking Captain Kangaroo. The only thing they care about is the stock and whether that stock is up or down!
