So Uncle Marshall and Uncle Barney went out on a double date with the twins.
Barney: How you doing?
Marshall: Great. Amazing. This is so much fun. And I think me and the girl are really clicking.
Barney: You are, you definitely are. Listen, you're going to have to leave now. I just talked with the twins, and get this, I'm going home with both of them. Yeah. That's happening.
Marshall: It is impossible that you're doing this to me again.
Barney: But they're twins.
Marshall: You-- you said to me that being single would be like being in a candy store.
Barney: Well, it's not, it's not like a candy store. It's a lawless, postapocalyptic wasteland. I may be your best friend...
Marshall: Actually Ted's my best friend.
Barney: But in this world, it's every hombre for himself. That's what being single is. ___(填填看，一句话，首字母大写)___ Now, if you'll excuse me... I have two unique breasts and two duplicates waiting for me.
Barney: Oh, bad news-- Marshall got food poisoning.
Twins: What? Oh, no. That's too bad. I really liked him.
Barney: Yeah. well, I guess we're just a threesome tonight.
And after nine years in captivity, that is the single greatest lesson I can teach you about surviving in the wild.
并且在九年的囚禁后, 这也是我能教你的最好的单身汉如何在这个旷野大自然生存的课程了.