Kids React to pop stars. This episode: Hatsune Miku.
小孩如何看待流行明星 这一集：初音ミク（初音未来）。

What? What the heck? Is that like a hologram or sth? Is this a Playstation game? Is that supposed to be a Playstation game? I’m really really confused.Are those like actual people? Like cheering for her. People go to see that? But she is not even real! Is this like Japanese cartoon version of Britney Spears? She is pretty. That is nuts. Get the lighter out. I almost can't believe it people are coming to this. This is destorying my mind!!!
什么？这是什么？这是个投影吗？这是PS游戏吗？应该是PS游戏吧。我真的是不明白。下面都是真人吗？给她欢呼的。有人愿意去看这个？可她都不是真实的！这是日本动画版的布兰妮吗？她很漂亮。这太疯狂了。把打火机拿出来。我不敢相信会有人去看这个。我的脑子快被毁了!!!

Question time! So, can you describe it? What you just saw? It was like concert type thingy. And it just like put the anime character on the stage. She kinda seemed like um... a pokemon. Singing a really weird song in... I think Japanese. Nge-ye-ye-yeah!... and everybody was like..yeah! Whoa! You think the crowd seem to be liking it? Yea, a lot they were into it. Yea, man! Rock on! Support our leader! Oh my gosh! It’s a animation! Oh my gosh! I’m gonna faint!
提问时间。你能描述一下刚才你看到的吗。有点像是一个演唱会。他们把一个卡通人物放在了舞台上。她看起来有点像... 宠物小精灵。唱着一首奇怪的歌...我想应该是日语。Nge-ye-ye-yeah! 所有的人都在喊..Yeah! Whoa!你认为他们都很喜欢吗? 是啊, 他们很喜欢，很投入。来啊，摇滚！支持我们的领导者！我的天！是个动画！我的天！我要昏了！

Did you like the song? Yea. Cute. I thought it was very catchy. I like the beat and rhythem. I like the tune, but I don’t know what she was singing. I didn't understand it, I don’t speak Japanese. Some people think I’m Japanese, BUT I AM NOT JAPANESE!!! Why are they use a animated girl instead of a real girl? It’ll be funner, to see a animation doing it. Than like a normal human being, it's like we've seen that before. Maybe the girl singing had a good voice, but maybe she wasn't pretty. She is ugly; she is obviously ugly or sth. So, who was singing? Do you know her name? No. I don’t know that one. It’s not even a person. It’s girl from final fantasy. And what do you think of her singing voice? I thought it was good. I feel pretty nice. I thought it was good, squeaky chimp monkey a little bit. It was a high pitch like this. Auto-tune to death. It make my ears hurt. Cute!!!！
你喜欢这首歌吗？是。可爱。我感觉很上口。我喜欢这个鼓点和节奏。我喜欢这个音乐，但不知她在唱什么。我听不懂，我不会日语。有人认为我是日本人， 但是我不是日本人！！！他们为什么用一个动画女孩来代替一个真的女孩？用动画会更有趣。如果是真人，他们会说这个我见多了。可能这个女孩声音很好，但长得不怎么漂亮？肯定是很丑，她肯定是很丑还是别的什么。唱歌的人是谁？你知道她的名字吗？不知道。我不知道这个。根本就不是个真人。是"最终幻想"里的女孩。你觉得她的声音怎么样？我觉得还行。感觉还不错。我觉得可以，稍微有点尖，像小猩猩那样。声音像我这样尖。修音修到不行。弄得我耳朵有点痛。可爱!!!

So her voice actually is computer generated, using a computer program. Ok. woooow!How does computer generated, dude, I don’t understand that at all. That’s how they made Nyan-cat. So what do you think about that?Awesome! I think that's really cool. Whoever made that is a genius. Now the computer singing, and people like it. Robots are gonna take over the world pretty soon, what is going on? So to gave you more infomation, her name is "Hatsune Miku"and she is a big pop star in Japan.
她的声音实际上是用电脑程序合成的,用一个程序。好吧。喔！！电脑怎么能够合成，我完全弄不明白。他们就是这样做的彩虹猫。你认为如何？很棒。我觉得很酷。做这个的是的天才。现在电脑唱歌人们也喜欢。机器人很快会占领世界，到底是怎么回事？告诉你更多信息，她的名字叫"初音ミク"（初音未来）。她是日本很有名的流行明星。

What do you think about popular music act not being a real preson? That’s amazing, that's a genius. I guess the cool thing is that people have the imagination to do that. It’s like people who that auto-tune they voice, but this is going to a whole other level. They are auto-tuning they life. I think people should actually sing, not let the computer sing. What happen to the good old fasion, Rock 'N' Roll? Machine shouldn’t be pop stars, just no! no!
你对流行明星不是真人有什么想法？太棒了，简直是个天才。我觉得最酷的地方就是人们有这个想象力，就好像是人们给自己修音，但这个是另一个档次，他们在给自己"修生命"。我觉得应该让人来唱歌，不应该让电脑去唱。那些经典的摇滚都怎么了？机器不应该是流行明星，不行！就是不行！

That’s talk about the benefits, what are the benefits of have a singer that isn't real? Maybe you can make money and not give any of the money to the fake singer. They would never die, they will always sound the same.You don’t have to worry about public scene and stuff like "Hannah Montanna". She was great and she started act like a hooker projection can't get drunk, and they can't get addicted to the stuff that I’m not going to say.
我们来谈谈好处，一个实际上不存在的歌手有什么好处？可能你赚得钱不用分给她吧
他们永远不会死，而且声音永远保持一致。你不用担心公众形象的问题。就像是"汉娜蒙塔娜"，她以前很棒，可后来她弄得像个妓女。投影不会喝醉，也不会对我现在不能说的东西上瘾。

What bad thing about the cartoon singer? Well, you don’t get to meet her.Try to hug her and they will be like... like that. What if something happen like a power outage. Everything went dark including this singer. They kinda taking a spot that can be fill by a human. I’m sorry all the singer out that, you gonna be replaced. Ladygaga is gonna be gone! And Jay Shawn is gonna be gone! Every pop star has to stay, even the real ones, have to stay. So if you were to find out your favorite singer or your favorite band was all computer generated, will that change how you view them? I don’t reganize that question. That will be terrible! I’ll probably cry. I might not like them anymore. I think it'll ruined it a little bit for me but I would still buy their music. Somebody had to make that music, so technically they have talent too. I’ll be creeped out; I probably will never listen to them again. When you have a crush on a cartoon character, just doesn’t work.
一个动画歌手有什么坏处？你见不到她。想抱抱她，结果...像这样。如果停电了怎么办,全都黑了，包括那个歌手。他们代替了人的位置。外面所有的歌手们，你们将会全被代替。Ladygaga会消失!jay shawn 也会消失!每个流行明星都必须留下，真人明星也必须留下。如果你发现你喜爱的歌手或乐队是电脑合成的，你会对他们改观吗？我不明白这个问题。他就太恐怖了!我估计会哭。我可能不会再喜欢他们了。我觉得会有一点影响。但我还是会买他们的音乐。那音乐总得有人在做吧，所以他们也是很有才的。我会被吓到，可能永远都不会再听了。当你爱上一个卡通人物，是行不通的。

Now you know this type of technology can exist, what do you think could be coming next? Robot nannies, I have this feeling. Terminator, dude, terminator! Dragon Ball Z like fights in real life. Anything could come next. Computer generated puppies for all we know. So now you are a fan of "Hatsune Miku"? Yes. If I like the music, then i like them. No. Just a little bit. You can't be a fan of it, I mean it doesn't exist. She is not real, how can i be a fan of her if she is not real. I’m done, she is not real person, this isn't real music. I don’t wanna listen to it anymore.
现在你知道了这种科技的存在，你觉得以后会出现什么？我觉得会出现保姆机器人。终结者，哥们，终结者! 七龙珠在现实中打架。什么都有可能出现。电脑合成的宠物狗。那你现在是"初音ミク"（初音未来）的粉丝了吗？是。我喜欢这个音乐，我喜欢。不是。喜欢一点点。你怎么当她的粉丝？我是说她根本就不存在。她不是真的，我怎么能当她的粉丝呢。我说完了，她不是真人，这也不是真的音乐。我不想再听了。

Thank you so much for watching！Let me know what video i should watch next. Do watch the deleted question from this episode hit the box below. See you next Sunday. Bye. I promise you, I’m real!! I’m real!! No! No! No! NOOOOOOO...!
谢谢观看！告诉我下个视频看哪一个。点击下面的方框看这一集里被删除的问题。下礼拜天见。我想你保证，我是真的！ 我是真实的！不！不！不！不不不不...!

 

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