Damon真的是个很有趣的人啊，前一天还被Stefan刺，现在又来和Stefan斗嘴，互讽~~



老规矩：不用标序号，一空一行哈~~(*^__^*) 嘻嘻...
Damon: Rise and shine. You'll be late for school.
Stefan: What are you... what are you doing?
Damon: Peace offering. Come on. You need it for blood circulation. Does dead flesh good. All right, I'm sorry.
Stefan: Step aside, please.
Damon: _______1________ It was for the greater good, but I'm sorry. And to prove it, _________2_________ I'll adopt the Stefan diet, only nothing with feathers.
Stefan: Cause I realize that killing your closest and oldest friend is beyond evil, and yet somehow, it's worthy of humor.
Damon: Are you mimicking me?
Stefan: Yes, Stefan. Now that the Secret Society of Vampire Haters is off our back. ________3________
Damon: And I can go back to sulking and Elena-longing and forehead brooding. This is fun. I like this.
Stefan: And I will finally reveal the ulterior motive behind my evil and diabolical return to mystic falls.
Damon: Yeah. I'm done. That's just like you, Damon. ________4________
I got the town off our back. I'm not gonna feed on a human for at least a week. I can go back to my routine of "how can I destroy Stefan's life this week." Always have to have the last word.
Damon:太阳都晒到屁股了。上学要迟到了。 Stefan:你... 你在干什么? Damon:友好赠品。来点吧，你需要加强血液循环。味道很好的。好吧，对不起。 blood Circulation: 血液循环 Stefan:请让开。 Damon:我让小镇回复原样。这是上上之道，但是我很抱歉。为了证明这一点，我会坚持至少一个星期不喝人血。我会接受Stefan的饮食，不吃肉类。get something off back: 不找麻烦 Stefan:因为我意识到杀死你最亲近的老朋友是万恶不赦的，但是不知怎么，却很搞笑。 Damon:你在模仿我吗? mimic: 模仿 Stefan:是啊，Stefan。反吸血鬼联盟已经对我们构不成威胁了。我又能回到“我怎么能毁了Stefan一周的生活呢”这种日子里。off one’s back: 【不再烦扰】 Damon:而我又能回到闷闷不乐，为了Elena茶不思饭不香的日子里。有意思我喜欢(他俩互换角色，互相讽刺)。sulk: 生气 forehead: 前额 brood: 冥思苦想 Stefan:我最终也能明白我回到Mystic Falls的邪恶企图。reveal: 揭露 ulterior motive: 隐密不明的动机 diabolical: 邪恶的 mystic: 神秘的 Damon:好吧，我说完了。真像你的风格啊，Damon。老是留在最后才说。