英语小笑话:动机
我们英文课的教授有一次在课上讲“动机”……My English professor once launched into a lecture on "motivation." "What pushes you ahead?" he asked. "What is it that makes you go to school each day? W...
英语小笑话:点名
大学的第一天,文学课我坐在了前排。教授告诉我们这学期必须得读五本书……On my first day of classes at my university I took a front-row seat in my literature course. The professor told us we would b...
英语小笑话:代课教师
代课教师试图运用她的心理学知识。开始上课时,她说……A substitute teacher was trying to make use of her psychology background. She began her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, pl...
英语小笑话:想请一天假
一天,史密斯去见他的客户部领导……Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with...