Sid: Manny, are you forgetting something?
Sid: But you just saved him.
Many: I'm trying to get rid of the last thing I saved.
Sid: But you can't leave him here. Look, there's smoke. That's his herd right up the hill. We should return him.
Many: Let's get this straight. There is no "we." There never was a "we." In fact, without me, there wouldn't even be a "you."
Sid: Just up the hill.
Many: Listen very carefully: I'm not going.
Sid: Fine, be a jerk. I'll take care of him.
Many: Yeah, that's good. You can't even take care of yourself. This,I gotta see.
Sid: I'll return you. We don't need that meany-Weeny mammoth, do we? No, we don't.
Many: You're an embarrassment to nature. Do you know that?
Sid: This is cake. I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm gonna die.
Diego: That pink thing is mine.
Sid: No. Actually, that pink thing belongs to us.
Diego: "Us"? You two are a bit of an odd couple.
Many: There is no "us."
Diego: I see. Can't have one of your own, so you want to adopt.
Diego: The baby? Please. I was returning him to his herd.
Sid: Oh, yeah. Nice try, bucktooth.
Diego: Calling me a liar?
Sid: I didn't say that.
Diego: You were thinking it.
Sid: I don't like this cat. He reads minds.
Diego: Name's Diego, friend.
Many: Manfred, and I'm not your friend.
Diego: Fine, Manfred. If you're looking for the humans, you're wasting your time. They left.
Many: Thanks for the advice.Now beat it. I'll help you bring it to its herd, but leave me alone after that.
Sid: OK. OK, deal. What's your problem?
Many: You are my problem.
Sid: I think you're stressed, so you eat too much. It's hard to get fat on a vegan diet.
Many: I'm not fat. It's all this fur. It makes me look puffy.
Sid: All right, you have fat hair. But when you're ready to talk, I'm here.