I'm gay.As it turns out,I'm pretty openly and something outwardly gay.And as such ,I get a lot of questions from mostly straight people and sometimes gay people.So I decided to make a video about the things that you should never ever ever ask a gay person.
我是同性恋。实际上,我对自己的同性恋身份很公开,有时还表现得很外在。因为如此,我常常被问到很多问题,绝大多数来自非同性恋,有时也来自同性恋,所以我决定制作一段视频讲一下那些你永远永远不应该问一名同性恋的问题。

So let's get started.Here' question No.1.So like,I know you're in a relationship,bro.But like,who's the woman in your relationship?
我们开始吧,第一个问题。那个,我知道你现在有固定的伴侣,伙计,但你们俩人中谁是女人的角色呢

Hi,I like dick,and so does my boyfriend.As it turns out,we're both the MAN in our relationship.That's the whole point of being gay.There's no need to try to fit my relationship into your hetero normative box.That's why I said your hetero normative box away from me and my body,okay?
嗨,我喜欢**,我男朋友也是。所以在二人世界中我们两个都是男人的角色。那是同性恋的全部意义所在,没有必要拿你的异性恋正常观念来套用在我的伴侣关系上。所以我要说,把你的异性恋正常观念从我人和我身体上拿开,好嘛?

So bro,I know you like guys,but like,are you attracted to me ?Really?Really?
我说兄弟,我知道你喜欢男的,那个,你喜欢我吗?真的吗?真的吗?

For some reason,some,some straight guys get uncomfortable around gay guys because they thinks that,bacause a gay guy is attracted to men.He's automatically to all men including himself.So let's back the fuck up,and rewind bacause this question requires two points.
由于某种原因,一部分非同性恋男子对与同性恋相处感到不自然因为他们认为,由于同性恋喜欢男人,所以会自动喜欢所有男人,也包括他们自己。打住,让我们往回倒,后退。这个问题需要做两点声明。

So point No.1.Just because you have a penis,it doesn't mean I want it.Truth be told,disclaimer.I do have a soft spot,well,maybe a hard spot,for straight guys.But,that doesn't mean that I'm attracted to every single straight guy in the same way that straight guys aren't attracted to every single women.
第一点,仅仅因为你有一根**,并不意味着我一定想要它。说实话,免责声明哦。我的确对非同性恋男子感到有点“腿软”,好吧,也许是“腿硬”。但并不意味着每个非同性恋男子都吸引我,同样的道理,好比每个直人也不是感觉每个女人都吸引人。

For guys in general,the ones that I'm attracted to are far too between,and that's probably the case for everyone.I know,I think everyone is beautiful,eveyone is beautiful inside and out,but it doesn't mean I'm attracted to your ass.
就男人泛泛而言,即使那些吸引我的,类型也大相其异,我想对每个人都是如此吧。我知道,我认为每个人都很美,从内到外地美,但是这并不意味着我对你的屁股感兴趣。

Point No.2.Let's assume I'm attracted to you.So what?There's a difference between being attracted to someone and roofying their dink and committing rape.
第二点,假设我对你感兴趣,那又怎样?受到某人的吸引同在他的饮料里下毒并实施强奸是两回事。

So like, when did you decide to be a gay?
那么,你是什么时候决定当同性恋的?

Okay,so this one gets me all sorts of fever.The question "when you decide to be a gay"implies that being gay is a choice which of course it's not.I decided to be gay probably the same day that you decided to be straight which is, and was ,then never.You don't decide to whom you're attracted.At the very most,the very most,it's an unconcious choice.I don't think that any of us would,at any point of our lives decide to pursue a life that is paid for bigotry,prejudiece,and discrimination.So to answer your question "when did I decide that I was gay",I never decided it because it wasn't a choice.Thanks.
好啦,这个问题是让我最为火大的。你何时决定当同性恋这个问题隐含的含义是当同性恋是一种选择,当然它不是。我决定当同性恋的时间和你决定当异性恋的时间应该是同一天。那就是,从来没有那样一天。一个人无法决定自己受到谁的吸引,即使退一万步说,这是某种不自主的选择。我也不认为任何人在人生的任何时刻会决定选择一种充满盲从,偏见和歧视的生活。所以来回答您这个问题,我从未决定过,那不是我可以做的一道选择,谢谢

But like,aren't you worried about AIDS?
那个,你不担心艾滋病吗?

So when I came out,the first thing my mom said was well.I'm just concerned you're going to get AIDS.The reality is,that all sexually active people or introvenous drug uses,need to be concened about AIDS.And all people need to take the proper precautions to minimize their risk.As a matter of fact,heterosextual transmission is the fastest growing mode of transmission in North America.And,in the entire planet,it is the dominant mode of transmission.So,in conclusion,all of us need to be concerned about AIDS,not just gay people.So stop asking them about it.Thank you.
我出柜的时候,我妈妈对我说,她最担心的就是我会得艾滋病。事实是,所有性生活活跃的人,包括静脉吸毒这,都应该关注艾滋病。所有人都应该采取正确的预防措施降低感染风险。实际情况是,在北美地区异性恋传播是增长最快的传播方式。从全世界范围看,异性恋传播也是最主要的传播方式。所以结论是,所有人都应该关注艾滋病,而不仅仅是同性恋者。所以再也不要问这个问题了,谢谢。

So,how do you know that you'e gay,if you neve slept with a women?
还有,你是怎么知道你是同性恋的,如果你从未和女人上床过?

So my response will be how do you know you don't like fucking guys if you never start with one?You don't need to have sex with someone to determine whether or not you're attracted to them.I could also ask how do you know you're straight if you never slept with someone of the same gender.It's the same thing.
对此我的回答是,你如果从未和男人上床,怎么知道自己不喜欢干男人呢?一个人不一定需要和别人发生性关系来确定自己是否被对方吸引。我也可以问你,如果你没有和同性上过床,怎么知道你是非同性恋呢?道理是一样的。

So I know this list isn't exhaustive.I want to know some of the ignorant things people have asked you.So either make a video response or leave your answer in the comments and we're gonna check it out.And,a very special thank you to Facebook fan,Dawson Jones because it was his idea to create this video.And a thank you to the Facebook fans,and the Twitter friends for helping me come up with these questions.
我知道这个问题列表还很不完全。我想知道的是人们曾经问过你哪些无知的问题。所以制作一段视频回应,或者在评论区留下你的回复,我们会很快看到的。还要特别感谢我的Facebook 粉丝,道森琼斯,因为是他提出之作这段视频的主意。同时要感谢我的Facebook粉丝和微博朋友们,帮我整理出上述问题。

If you're not yet a Facebook fan of David Groovy,then you're a loser.If you ever want to have another friend in your life then you'd better click this link,Ok? Peace mother-fucking out!
如果你还不是David Groovy的Facebook 粉丝,那你就是个窝囊废。如果你这辈子还想交到新朋友的话,赶快点击这个连接吧。去他的安全退出!

I'm just kidding.You're not a loser.I love you.You're amazing .You'e incredible.I didn't mean to call you a loser.I just really wanted you to be my Facebook fan.I'm sorry.Will you forgive me?
我开玩笑啦,你不是窝囊废,我爱你,你很棒,管你叫窝囊废不是我的本意,我只是想让你成为我的Facebook粉丝,我道歉。你会原谅我吗?