I just wanted to let you know that I think you’re all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but, you know, smart and kindhearted. And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you, and we would have chubby little freckled faced kids. We’d laugh all day long and go camping and play Yahtzee and tell ghost stories by the fire. And the sex?
我只想让你知道,我觉得你无处不美,不只是漂亮,而且聪明机伶、心地善良。如果我再年轻一点,一定会娶你为妻,生几个长雀斑的孩子。我们整天笑口常开,外出野营,玩快艇骰子,在火堆旁讲鬼故事,做爱。

Everyday for the rest of your life, you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you. But I’m not. I’m 49. I have lines on my face, sometimes a little grey in my beard, and it takes me a little longer to pee than it used to. Those are the only discernible signs of aging that I can find so far. Anyway, I just wanted to let you know how I felt. You’re pretty special, and I wish you continued success and artistic fulfillment, but most of all, I wish you love and contentment. That’s all.
你今后的每一天都会感谢上帝让我与你年龄相配。但我配不上你,我49岁了,脸上长出皱纹,胡子灰白,连嘘嘘也比以前时间长了,目前我只发现这些老去的特征。无论如何,我只想告诉你我的感受。你如此特别,我希望你能继续成功,取得完满的艺术成就,最重要的,我希望得到你的爱,愿你万事如意。