1 至少看不到脸

Well, at least you can't see the person's face.
矮油~至少看不到上厕所那个人的脸嘛~

2 这也算资源再利用

Hey, at least they're recycling.
拜托~至少这也算是资源再利用嘛。

3 这样比较优雅

A classier way to urinate on a tree.
这种厕所能让你“对着树尿尿”的行为显得优雅点儿╮(╯▽╰)╭

4 厕所还敢再小点儿么

And you thought your apartment was small?
看过这个厕所之后，你还会觉得你住的地方小？

5 上厕所还可以围观

Maybe the designers thought the people at the urinals wanted an audience.
好吧，也许此厕所的设计者觉得人家尿尿的时候会想要被围观...

6 坐得高尿得远

A toilet with a view.
这叫坐得高尿得远。

7 手长才能上厕所

For the lankiest of bathroom users.
长手怪专用。

8 咱有桶

Forget plumbing! We have buckets!
水管都是浮云！咱有桶！

9 你是有多喜欢洗手

Maybe it's a private bathroom for someone who really enjoys hand washing.
= =也许这是某个很喜欢洗手的人的私人厕所...