1. Normal正常版:I believe it, whether you believe it or not.

2. College exam(High score)四六级作文高分版:I don’t care whether you believe it or not. I just do.(觉得四六级要杯具了的同学请来此寻求安慰和办法→沪江四六级>>)

3. Google 谷歌机翻版:As you believe, I believed anyway.
【注】:意思完全颠倒有没有

4. Shakespeare莎翁版:‘Tis not mine interest wherest thy mind doth stand, for mine own thoughts shan’t e’er be swayed by thee.
【注】:’tis = it is
Mine = my
Thy = your
Thee = you (When “you” is the object of the sentence.)
*must be written in iambic pentameter (rhythm of pairing ten syllables for each line into five pairs)

5. Rap版:Uh, yo check it. Don’t be hollering at me about yo beliefs 'Cause imma tell it to you straight right here, before you open yo mouth, you’re gonna see that I really don’t give a damn, we clear?
【注】:Yo = hey (1) /your (2)
Imma = im going to
Cause = because
Check it = listen
to give a damn about sth. 在意,重视
*Raps have to rhyme as well.

6. GRE版:Nevertheless, I will not put your ideas into any consideration as I continue to uphold my beliefs as to what is true.
【注】:中国特色长句

7. Colloquial Slang:Even if you don’t buy it, I do.
【注】:Buy it 有“相信”“接受某种说法”的意思

8. Online chat/MSN:w/e, I believe it no matter wut.
【注】:w/e = whatever
wut = what

9. Lady Gaga版:Oh oh, oh oh
I believe it, whether you believe it or not
Oh oh, oh oh
I believe it, whether you believe it or not

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