smile for real

[1] Smile. For real. With teeth.
微笑——真诚、露齿。
P.S. 非贼笑、窃笑、苦笑，淫笑……（萌漫画学英语：各种“笑”怎么说？）

Friend him on Facebook

[2] Friend him on Facebook, obviously.
在微博、人人、开心上加他为好友。
P.S. 前提是人家也常常泡这些社交网站哦！

grab arm

[3] Grab his arm during the scary part.
看到吓人的情节时，及时挽住他的手臂。
P.S. 这招屡试不爽，应该没有男士会拒绝吧~

book with marginalia

[4] Hand him a copy of a book you think he’d like, with all your clever marginalia scribbled inside.
给他一本你认为他会喜欢的书，附带你机智而潦草的读书笔记。
P.S. 为神马是潦草的呢? 这年代流行涂鸦么...

dance with him or not

[5] Dance! With him or not.
跳舞吧！和不和他一起都没有关系。
P.S. 嘿嘿，不和他一起？是想引发他醋意么~

whatever you are good at

[6] Just be really, really good at whatever it is you do—tamale making, number crunching, karaoke. He’ll notice.
做你擅长的事，玉米粉蒸肉、数字捣弄、K歌。他会留意到的。
P.S 神马长处都木有的人表示此路不通。

Touch somewhere un-erogenous

[7] Touch him somewhere un-erogenous-wrist, elbow-but also unnecessary.
抚摸他——不敏感的地方，比如腕、肘，但也不一定要这样。
P.S. 介个要适可而止~

Invent a little gesture

[8] Invent a little gesture that says, “You. Here. Now.”
发明一些手势，暗示“你，现在，过来”。
P.S. 介个很强大嘛~

Nudge your dog

[9] Nudge your dog to flirt with his dog.
怂恿你的宠物狗去调戏他的。
P.S. 话说好事成双~

Repeat all of the above

[10] New target? Repeat all of the following that worked!
有新目标了？以上十条建议，凡是有效的，都可重复使用！