1. Nokia7600

第一名 Nokia7600

"It's not clear what inspired the small screen and the pig's ear shape…"
 “能突发奇想创意出这猪耳朵造型和袖珍屏幕，工作人员辛苦了……”

2. Samsung Cleo

第二名 Samsung Cleo

"What a cute, ah ... cigarette case? um ... makeup compact? But does square really speak to the female phone buyer? Oh, look at that, it's a phone!"
“多可爱的烟盒，多精美的粉饼啊！但是你确定妹子们抓着这个方形玩意儿放在耳朵边不觉得奇怪么？这货不是手机……这货不是手机……”

3.Blackberry 8700

第三名 Blackberry 8700

"Business folk cherished this squat, homely little phone. Who cared that it was pudgy and unapologetically plastic? One redeeming feature was the thumb wheel, which allowed hard-chargers to scroll through emails with one hand and, you know, master the universe with the other. "
“不解释，商务人士看重的就是这矮胖的塑料范儿。尤其是那个智能机中独有的‘只需一手’牌拇指操纵杆。你懂的，一手发邮件，另一手拯救世界和平。”

4. Nokia 3620

第四名 Nokia 3620

"Not to be outdone by those pesky Swedes, Finnish phone giant Nokia totally turned the tables on the Sony EricssonT61z. Take that Ericsson."
“你还在为不得不选瑞典货烦恼不已吗？快来看看这款手机吧，相信之后你就会高高兴兴地去买索爱T61z了。”

5. Sony Ericsson T61z

第五名 Sony Ericsson T61z

"Sony Ericsson made the T61z square on the bottom and oval on top. Brilliant. Who wouldn't like a phone shaped like a shoe-print?"
“上圆下方，多么神乎其技的造型！谁不爱这鞋印般的风情。”